Smallville: TV's Safest Risk

Smallville was a breakthrough series for nerds at the time it aired, and really for America too. Premiering October 16th, 2001, Smallville was the first dose of Superman to grace the silver screen after the September 11th terrorist attacks. 

America needed a hero, and The WB (now known as The CW Freeform) gave us something a lot like one. 

There had been a thousand stories about Superman before. A hundred thousand. A hundred million thousand, probably. And there were people out there who thought a character with a hundred trillion thousand stories is boring, but Smallville came around and gave us something different. The last time we saw Superman on TV was in Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (RIP 1997 Dean Cain, shame he died 20 years ago). Smallville show developers Alfred Gough and Miles Millar decided to roll the years back on the character audiences knew and show us something strange. 

I miss promotional bumpers that look like this

I miss promotional bumpers that look like this

Superman came crashing back into America’s cultural consciousness with a bit of a twist. First of all, gone is the character raised by the greatest generation. Instead, we’re treated to a version of Superman that begins during the Reagan administration. It was officially Gen X’s turn to raise a man that’s Super. 

We think of the character as this perfect evolution, what people would be if their dreams came true. Hell, Grant Morrison sees Superman as a sort of God who exists in the totality of time. But the first scene of the pilot sets a wildly different tone for Superman’s origins. There were still two farmers, Jonathan and Martha Kent who couldn’t have a child but wanted one. There was still a ship that mysteriously crashed in a field and was happened upon by these humble farmers, and Clark was still brought into a loving home in America’s Bread Basket. Then, much like the turn of the century, things get complicated. 

Instead of a soft landing accompanied by 10’s from Olympic dive judges, Clark’s shuttle brought a meteor shower that wreaked havoc on the entire town. The parents of Lana Lang, Clark’s famous high school crush, died in the shower. Lex Luthor and his father, Lionel, nearly died—Lex lost his curly red locks, and a man tied up like a scarecrow in the same field Lex was in died under a mountain of debris. There was kryptonite, the remains of Clark’s planet, scattered all throughout town, and that sets up pretty much every villain that we’ll see, at least in the first season. 

Yeah, it feels like the Hollywood sign. And then it feels like Armageddon.

Yeah, it feels like the Hollywood sign. And then it feels like Armageddon.

One reading is that everything’s Clark’s fault. That’s my reading, anyway. The show was weird. It took a lot of risks while playing things very, incredibly safe. Granted things are skewed in a world where talking raccoons fight cosmic nihilist titans, but the show took big swings for a time that thought Superman flying was a big risk, yet him being responsible for every terrible thing to happen to this town over twenty years like a reverse-Tom-Brady was their own brand of world-building.

Initially, Smallville focused on the pre-Superman, pre-Metropolis days—back when the Big Blue was just Clark Kent. When we meet him, his powers are starting to manifest as he goes through high school. We’re treated to a former Duke of Hazzard, John Schneider, playing Jonathan Kent, and former Supergirl herself Annette O’Toole playing Martha, rounding out Supes’ nuclear family on the now-famous farm.

Some of the stipulations of the show seem strange now. Executives demanded two things: no costume, and no flying. I don’t know how a producer has the gaul to say “Laser Vision is fine, though flight seems unrealistic”, but it was the trend at the time. The year before, Fox’s X-Men blew up the box office with a radical reimagining of how superheroes should look. Instead of bright spandex, they were sporting black leather catsuits, like roadies at a Daft Punk concert. Being heroic was d’jour. Dressing like a superhero wasn’t. 

I didn’t watch the show while it was airing. I grabbed the DVD’s of the first few seasons when they went on sale, but I was 16 years old, and I pretty much put them on in the background while ripping songs off Limewire and trying to beat Halo 2 on Legendary. 

It was truly a different time. And it’s a different time now, so let’s jump into what’s essentially a first viewing for the first season of a 20 year old superhero show nine years after it ended. 

Can you believe this kid used to stay home on Fridays to watch superhero tv shows?

Can you believe this kid used to stay home on Fridays to watch superhero tv shows?

First things first: while the show doesn’t feature costumes or flying, there’s no mistaking this for anything but a Superman show. The portrayal of Clark Kent is extremely charming. We think of him as the moral compass of the DC Universe, but this show still shows him fail. He’s learning from his parents and from the circumstances around him of what it means to be good, what it means to have powers, and what it means to use those powers for good. Martha and Jonathan are well-aware of Clark’s gifts and keep him from taking advantage of them. While there’s no costume here, he’s constantly wearing jeans and flannel (when he’s not shirtless), giving him a costume of sorts. When overwhelmed by the world, he retreats to the loft above the family barn with a telescope aimed at the stars, a precursor to his Fortress of Solitude, a place where he’s allowed to be Kal-El, even if that name doesn’t mean anything to him yet. 

Some of the contention about his powers comes from the fact that he’s constantly using them to help out on the farm. Lifting tractors so Jon can get underneath them, using super-speed to clean up messes. He’s using powers for his father, so why can’t he use them for himself? This becomes a central conflict as he tries to move up social strata to be more attractive to his unrequited crush, Lana Lang. It takes something that we understand as a given about the character but puts it into a context the demographic can easily wrap their head around. “If I can use my powers on chores, why can’t I use them to join the football team? I could be the best running back in history”, and yeah, he’s got something of a point. Believe it or not, this show grounds the character down to something relatable by showing the Big Blue Boy Scout still getting his bearings. 

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The symbolism we associate with the character doesn’t stop there. The first episode in particular beats you over the head with it in two ways. The first is after Jon told Clark not to use his powers. But Lex Luthor, demoted by his father Lionel (maybe one of Smallville’s greatest contributions to the Superman mythos), is back in Smallville, and still acting like the carefree socialite that got him kicked out of Metropolis to begin with. Speeding down the road in his sports car, he fails to see a downtrodden Clark Kent at the last second, and crashes into him, careening off a bridge to the river down below. Clark, against his father’s instructions, jumps down to save him, rescuing him from certain death. instead of making a clean escape with his powers and no witnesses, Clark decides to use his strength for good to save the person who would become his greatest enemy. He stops being Clark Kent in that river, and is baptized into something greater, something Super. 

The second symbolic image the pilot beats you over the head with, is the image probably most associated with the show. Lana’s boyfriend Whitney, wearing Lana’s necklace made from Kryptonite, and other members of the football team jump Clark because of his obvious feelings for Lana. They tie him up like a scarecrow, identical to the man from the beginning of the episode, and put Lana’s necklace around him, rendering him completely helpless. He’s got the logo for their school, a red ’S’ drawn across his chest as he hangs there, crucified for his sins of being something else, punished for trying to be a hero earlier in the episode. And of all people, who rescues him? Lex freakin’ Luthor.

Well, we know the S on his chest doesn’t stand for Subtle.

Well, we know the S on his chest doesn’t stand for Subtle.

Let’s talk about him for a second. 

Lex is a weird dude in this show and I love it. Everyone else is supposed to be in high school, but Lex is constantly involved in their lives, despite being in his mid-to-late 20’s. For every guilty pleasure high-school plot line that Clark, his friends Pete and Chloe, his love interest Lana, and other students from his school are thrown up against, the “high-stakes” intrigue of Lex’s big city problems are always coming home to roost. Clark brings the drama, but Lex brings the soap opera, and both spheres intersect in a way that is admittedly strange, but ultimately satisfying. I started calling him Deus Lex Machina for the amount of problems he comes in to solve but in reality, his journey mirrors Clark’s. As Clark tries to learn the ropes of being a good person who does the right thing, Lex is constantly fighting to be a good person even though it would be so easy for him to not be. He’s technically as perfect as Clark is, but no one trusts him, even though they’re both outsiders trying to operate in Smallville’s best interests. Lex is the bomb’s counter you see going down, but in a language you can’t understand; you know he’s going to go off, you just have no idea when. The tragedy is seeing flashes of who he could be when you know what he becomes. Only one season in and it’s one of my favorite portrayals of the character. 

We know, man.

We know, man.

Smallville dove headlong into the trope that became known as “Freak of the Week”. Each episode saw a different person, usually a classmate of Clark’s, gain powers from the kryptonite remains Clark brought with him in the meteor shower. The radiation would warp their most fatal flaw and give them a gift related to it. The hot-headed coach would get actual firepowers, the coolest kid in school would get actual ice powers and so forth.

There’s any irony here that’s rarely touched upon though - a majority of these incidents are borne from Clark’s arrival, and while it usually falls to Clark to bear responsibility and stop these villains, there’s the occasional hint of this being his penance. Just when things are progressing in his relationships, he has to pull out and go make up for the consequence of his arrival. He’s simultaneously Pandora who opened this box of Monsters on the world and the Hope at the bottom of it. Constantly giving up the advancement of his own life for the sake of others…. man they really just made a christian show where Jesus had superpowers, didn’t they? But they never do anything to build that. They literally just have a monster worth being fought or outsmarted, and then everyone’s back at the table in time for supper. Besides Lex, who has an agenda but isn’t outright villainous in the first few seasons, the most remarkable thing about Clark’s rogues gallery is how unremarkable it is.

Aside from a few standout guest stars (like a young Amy Adams, Adam Brody, and Lizzy Caplan), they were entertaining, but largely forgettable. Except for two episodes. Two amazing episodes that really brought power to the premise. 

The first episode was Leech, where Shawn Ashmore plays a social outcast that’s being made fun of on a school field trip to the local power plant. So unhappy with his life, he tries to kill himself during the trip while holding onto a meteor fragment, only to be saved by Clark. A freak electrical storm causes Clark’s powers to be transferred into him, leaving Clark completely powerless. He uses his powers for social gain and is finally accepted by his peers at school, but the first time he’s told no, he snaps, and we see who Clark would be if he were raised by anyone other than the Kents. He acts the way Clark has always wanted to and the entire town fears him; everyone except Clark, who tries to stop him and get his powers back. For the first time, Clark has a normal life, and he’s unburdened by a lack of powers, but not by a lack of morality. He tries to do the right thing, even if it will kill him. 

The second episode is called Stray, and focuses on an orphan named Ryan, who’s been running with two surrogate criminals against his will. Ryan has surface-level telepathy, he can read people’s immediate thoughts and his two ‘parents’ have been using his ability to pull grifts. One night he escapes from them and is nearly killed by Martha as she’s driving home. She brings him back to the farm and for the first time ever, he feels like he has a family. Ryan is the first person we meet on the show who doesn’t get powers from the meteor storm. Like Clark, he’s born with them. Besides Clark’s general good nature, I think this explains why he took to him like a brother so quickly. For once, someone was gifted like Clark, but there was no guilt about it. Clark, Martha, and Jon are allowed to enjoy being with someone who wants to be as anonymous as they do.

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While Smallville doesn’t rep the nascent aughts as much as I thought it would, it makes sense. Smallville is not just a fictional place, it’s a fictional concept. Time works differently here, so instead of it feeling like the 2000’s, it feels equal parts 2001, 1995, 1979, and 1961, making it dated and evergreen at the same time, a wonderfully weird touch for a wonderfully weird show. 

I regret not watching the show as it aired but honestly I don’t think I could’ve appreciated it then as I do now. I’m sure the show changed wildly by the final season (I’m only up to season 3 so far), but the fact that it existed at the same time as Sam Raimi’s 2002 Spider-Man, Chris Nolan’s 2008 The Dark Knight, and ended the same year as 2011’s Thor, Captain America, Green Lantern, and X-Men: First Class means that it was there through the boom, bust, and second wind of superhero cinema. Like it or not, these mythic figures are a fixture of the modern film industry and a pillar of the CW’s (and really every network/streaming services) current programming block. As every show tries to be realistic and gritty, steeped in pain and pathos, Smallville takes the character in stride and delivered to audiences a hero when they needed one most, with camp, charm, and its own specific brand of sadness. 

The Multiverse Can Fix the MCU's Villains

Last week I talked about how Multiverses and Metaverses are becoming more prominent in our fiction because they ease our collective anxieties. By allowing us to believe in the possibility that somewhere, our world is different, we assume that somewhere it’s also better, and there’s solace in that. In looking for it, in finding it, and in protecting it.

With the MCU opening itself up to the Multiverse in a big way from Loki to Spider-Man: No way Home, it does something else. It lets Marvel fix the one glaring mistake almost all of its movies have made: it lets them un-kill villains, and it lets others come back as heroes.

Think about it. On our world the Vulture is a villain (I don’t know how much of a villain, so we’ll leave it lower case ‘v’ for now) but on another Earth, well, he’s not that different from Tony Stark, is he? Taking technology and creating something that allows him do incredible things. Sure he was ripping off truck shipments on earth, but why couldn’t there be a world where' he’s pulling kittens from trees and other hero shit?

Somewhere in the Multiverse, Michael Keaton looks this yoked, hohmygod, even the man’s abs have abs

Somewhere in the Multiverse, Michael Keaton looks this yoked, hohmygod, even the man’s abs have abs

I’m getting ahead of myself though. Let’s do an audit of the villains we’ve seen the MCU so far:

Iron Man………………………………………………………………………………………Obidiah Stane KIA, Head of the Ten Rings KIA

The Incredible Hulk…………………………………………..………………………………………………………………………..Abomination MIA

Iron Man 2…………………………………………………………………………..……..Whiplash KIA, Justin Hammer INCARCERATED

Thor…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….N/A

Captain America: The First Avenger……………………….…………………………………………………………………….…Red Skull MIA

Avengers………………………………………………………………….…………………………………………………………………………………………N/A

Iron Man 3…………………………………………………………………..………………………………………………………………Aldrich Killian KIA

Thor: The Dark World…………………………………………………..……………………………………………….Malekith The Dark Elf KIA

Captain America: The Winter Soldier……………….Bucky REFORMED, Alexander Pierce, Agent Sitwell, Zola KIA

Guardians of the Galaxy…………………………………………………………………………………………………...Ronan the Accuser KIA

Avengers: Age of Ultron……………………………………………………………………………..Strucker KIA, Ultron KIA (presumed)

Ant-Man…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Yellowjacket KIA

Captain America: Civil War…………………………………………………………...Crossbones KIA, Russian Super Soldiers KIA

Doctor Strange………………………………………………………………………………………….……Kaecillius KIA, Baron Mordo ALIVE

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2………………………………………………………..……………………………Ego the Living Planet KIA

Spider-Man: Homecoming……………….……....The Vulture, The Tinkerer, Mac Gargan, Shocker INCARCERATED

Thor: Ragnarok…………………………………….…………………………….Hela KIA, Surtur KIA, Grandmaster KIA, Skurge KIA

Black Panther……………………………………………..…………………………………………………….Ulysses Klaw KIA, Killmonger KIA

Avengers: Infinity War……………………………..…………………………………………………………………………………………………………N/A

Ant-Man and the Wasp…………………………..…………………………………………………………….Bill Foster ALIVE, Ghost ALIVE

Captain Marvel……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………...Yon-Rogg ALIVE

Avengers: Endgame………………………………………………………………………………………...Thanos KIA, The Black Order KIA

Spider-Man: Far From Home…………………………………………………….Molten Man KIA, Hydro-Man KIA, Mysterio KIA

Black Widow………………….………………………………..…………………………………………………………………………Taskmaster ALIVE

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings…………………………………………………………………………(haven’t seen it yet)

So, as you can see, if you go against heroes in the MCU except for a few cases, you’re either ending up in Jail or a body bag. That’s not great because A) prison sucks B) dying sucks more and C) you can’t build a stable of villains to take on the world’s greatest heroes if you always kill your fucking villain.

Imagine the Masters of Evil but with characters you gave a shit about

Imagine the Masters of Evil but with characters you gave a shit about

So, could the multiverse be the opportunity to undo some of these mistakes? Yeah, man. I think it could be. I think it probably should be. Worlds could be dying and boom, you’ve got Killmonger as an extra dimensional refugee back in the MCU, assembling a group of villains that no single hero could defeat. Is it going to happen? Maybe. Kang might even be the one to do it.

The multiverse is a beast of possibility and it in a way it allows Marvel to rectify any mistakes it’s made over the past 13 years of movie making. It’s exciting, it’s dangerous, and I hope somewhere out there exists a version of Cap who had the beard for more than half a movie. Because awhoogha honka-honka, what a look.

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Multiverses and Mounting Anxieties

Reality sucks. That’s why a lot of our fiction is about the off chance that it doesn’t.

What used to be shared on whispers in basements has become mainstream and brought all its strange concepts along with it. Parallel Earths and multiverses aren’t quite as old comic books, but they’ve been there for a while, and now, they’re all the rage in the largest parts of mainstream fiction.

Loki introduced MCU fans to the multiverse, and What If?, the new Disney+ animated series is exploring it on a weekly basis. Over at DC, Dark Nights Death Metal led into Infinite Frontier which introduced readers to the Omniverse, a place where all possible interpretations of their characters are all infinitely valid and infinitely real.

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With the MCU I get it, it’s the next logical extension of stakes. They spent 20 movies and 13 years saving the universe, the only thing bigger than that is saving every universe. Add in the fact that limitations exist on film that you’d never find in a comic. Peter Parker has been 29 or whatever for like… a million years, but it won’t be long until Tom Holland’s Peter Parker stops being a cute precocious teen and starts being a dude who you might not want to be friends with.

Blink and he’ll be 40. Blink again and he’ll be a photo at the 176th Academy Award In Memoriam section. Dude’s operating on a timeline that, just like the rest of us, is measured in years coda’d with asterisks.

And that’s where the appeal of comics steps in. In 1961’s Flash 123, when Barry Allen met Jay Garrick, the original Flash, DC Comics was just trying to explain why there was an older Flash that previous readers remembered. It was a narrative device that needed some massaging so readers could comprehend how Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman, the only heroes to survive the fad of superhero comics in the 30’s and 40’s wouldn’t remember The Flash and Green Lantern while they’re hanging out with, well a different Flash and Green Lantern.

It happened on another Earth, very much like our own, but not our own. Genius, really. And it’s the same loophole that will let Marvel recast Tom Holland when the dude doesn’t want to sling web anymore, so that’s neat too.

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Flash (heh) forward 60 years, and one of the most ambitious and successful interconnected series of films are betting their entire future on it. I listed a few earlier, but let’s rundown all the recent explorations of the multiverse currently happening in nerd-dom. A bunch of these are from the MCU, but they’re worth mentioning:

  1. Disney+’s Loki introduced the concept of the Multiverse to the MCU

  2. NetMarble’s Action MMORPG Marvel Future Revolution releases to mobile devices

  3. Spider-Man: No Way Home’s trailer shows Peter and Dr. Strange breaking the Multiverse

  4. Disney+’s What If? series explores different worlds from the Multiverse

  5. DC Comics creates the all-encompassing Omniverse in Dark Nights: Death Metal

  6. Future MCU film: Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Madness

  7. Sony’s Into the Spider-Verse

  8. Timeless: A new Marvel comic event about an emergent timeline Kang doesn’t like

  9. Avengers Forever: A new Marvel comic event about the Multiverse’s Greatest Heroes

  10. DC restores multiple valid and possible realities In Infinite Frontier

  11. Every Rick and Morty episode, ever.

don’t dig the aesthetic, dig the story

don’t dig the aesthetic, dig the story

And that’s where I stopped counting. Not for any discouraging reason mind you, I just think 11 examples of culture glomming on to one idea is enough to make my point.

I think the reason people are so entranced by the idea of the multiverse is because everyone does the same thing that Marvel is doing every Wednesday - they ask “what if?”. That conditional question answers everything.

What if I didn’t get a parking ticket?

What if I never went to college out of state?

What if my parents weren’t shot in an alley after we got out of seeing Zorro?

What if 9/11 didn’t happen?

It’s the Sliding Doors moment of everything, and why the hell wouldn’t you be asking ‘What If?’ every goddamn second of every day right now? Have you seen today lately? Today sucks. Every new headline from Afghanistan, the 17 Hurricanes lining up on the east coast of the US, the pandemic, the unemployment, the seeming deterioration of institutional government, documented police brutality, the uncontrolled spread of misinformation, impending climate catastrophe, Tom Brady being Super Bowl favorites for the fucking Buccaneers, and about a thousand other things I can’t even think of because I’m too busy thinking of the first thousand things that remind me every day that today sucks.

But I think fiction analyzing what if is a good thing. An encouraging thing. A worthy thing.

imagine doing this twice. and then doing it 57 more times

imagine doing this twice. and then doing it 57 more times

Since 2020, it felt like so many works of art were touching on the idea of temporality being a prison. The Hulu movie Palm Springs being my favorite - a completely nihilist exploration of reliving the same day over and over. But there was also the game Returnal from Sony about an astronaut who crashed on a world and every time she died she found herself back at her crash site, with the memory of what she’d just done but without the physical mark of progress. Hulu made another timeloop movie called Boss Level that looked way more fun than Palm Springs but way less smart. The recent Xbox exclusive 12 Minutes traps you in a loop where you have minutes to respond to unchecked tragedy, but you get infinite times to try and save yourself from it.

These reflect the anxiety of living a meaningless existence, exacerbated in social consciousness because of the Pandemic and the years of truth losing objectivity. Those two circumstances coalesce into the futility of simply existing. Every day felt exactly the same and time is a shackle that keeps us in place, because everything you experience and internalize isn’t real anyway. I am trapped in today and guess what? As previously discussed, today sucks.

If time loops are existence presented as a prison, then the multiverse is the tunnel that Andy DuFresne had been digging for 12 years.

Even though it may seem like a trend that people are chasing in their art because scientifically it sort of makes sense even to people without a PhD in astrophysics, and narratively it’s the only thing bigger than what the Avengers just pulled off in Endgame…. it’s pretty optimistic, isn’t it? The grass is greener on the other side of the wall between our realities, so let’s go kick it over there for a sec.

People want to believe in a better world, even if it’s not their own. They want to save a world, even if it’s not their own. A world where you might be better, taller, richer, happier. Maybe you have ten kids or maybe you have no kids. A world where you’ve never gotten a cavity, and where Hurricane Katrina never happened - the multiverse is infinite, every possible you at every possible moment in every possible state exists and our fiction is diving into it headfirst. You might think it’s depressing to look for a life that’s better than the one you have, instead of making your life the one you wish it were. I think it’s hopeful, personally, because at the very least we’re imagining things to be better, even if we’re too pessimistic to believe it could be us that’s better, it at least acknowledges the concept of better. Maybe we’ll make this world better and worth saving, by ourselves or by someone else, across the bleed between universes. Somebody has to want to save this place.

It would suck if someone didn’t, but that’s reality for you.

this post was originally published on September 1, 2021

JUPITER'S LEGACY AND INTERTEXTUALITY

Jupiter’s Legacy is a comic created by Mark Millar and Frank Quietly that intends to hold a mirror up to normal superhero conventions and show them where they fail. After the main series there were prequel comics (with additional art by Wilfredo Torres, Davide Gianfelice, Walden Wong, Karl Story, Ty Templeton, Rick Burchett, and Chris Sprouse) that go out of their way to show you the history that’s been idealized was broken the entire time.

Jupiter’s Legacy is a pretty incredible comic that does a good job using direct references as a shortcut to build an instantly familiar world that can be ripped apart at the seams guilt-free. The relationship between Millar and Quietly’s work and the work its based on isn’t integral to appreciating the story that they’re telling, but it’s key to understanding the full breadth of what they’re saying, and what they’re saying is a spectacular indictment of the way superheroes are revered.

It’s really good. It’s also… a lot.

If that sounds cool, it’s because it is. It’s coming to Netflix as a miniseries in May. Check out the trailer. If you like it, stop reading this, and come back after you’ve seen it.

It’s a culmination of everything Mark Millar has been working on/around since he first got on the American comic scene in the mid 90’s (he’d been working in British comics since the 80’s, but I haven’t read that so I can’t speak to them nearly as well). Dude has a penchant for taking classic characters and stuffing them to the absolute brim with political commentary, contemporary realism, post-modern examination, and general “wait, wtf” moments. He’s built a career out of taking something familiar and distilling it down to its most basic components while exposing them to novel situations that test the limits of their mythology.

He doesn’t find where characters break, he finds where their archetypes break, and then he smashes them to pieces.

Jupiter’s Legacy is probably his most complete work to date. I wasn't reading comics when it first released, but in preparation for the show’s debut, I wanted to check it out. Thankfully, I have a library card, and with that comes access to an app called Hoopla. From there, I rented the four volumes available now, recollected as The Netflix Editions. At first, I didn’t really care for the story, until I found out that the Netflix Editions collected the comics in chronological order, not release order. That turned me off since I thought the back half was infinitely more interesting, let’s jump into why.

Jupiter’s Legacy is a generational story about men and women who became superheroes in 1932, their children, and the repercussions of extraordinary people in an ordinary world. Powers don’t make problems go away. Pettiness, arrogance, piety, righteousness, arrogance, kindness, all these qualities are exacerbated by the powers they obtain and define them throughout the centuries.

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Reading Jupiter’s Legacy isn’t reading one book, it’s reading twenty. And it’s watching ten movies. And sitting down for a few plays. And hell, it’s listening to a few albums, too.

Art can’t exist in a vacuum. Everything influences everything else. Millar draws on so many inspirations to help build a realized world quickly, efficiently, and completely. Frank Quitely’s art has an appropriate classic and reverential feel when showing the older heroes, representing golden age stalwarts, and a gritty, post-modern edge in the modern/future segments. The artists who handle the flashbacks do a good job of making the direction look convincingly dated (see above image), and that tension between the story you expect because of the art and the narrative you get because of the story jarring and effective.

There’s a whole subplot in early issues about J. Edgar Hoover trying to blackmail a gay hero, The Blue Bolt, into revealing the secret identities of his teammates. That is a completely believable story but not one that ever could’ve been told contemporaneously. A book like this has to exist because our rose colored glasses need to stop painting the past in black and white, we need to see the gray that was always there.

Intertextuality sounds like a really big word that requires studying but it’s much more simple than it sounds. As I understand it (to the best recollection of my film school days), it’s about the relationship between different texts. That’s it, that’s the whole idea. Here are some examples:

  • 1999’s 10 Things I Hate About You is a modern Shakespeare’s Taming of the Shrew

  • The X-Men reflect the civil rights and minority rights struggles in the United States

  • Weezer’s Teal Album is all cover songs

If you’re rolling your eyes and saying “it can’t be that simple, I must be missing something” it is that simple and you’re not missing anything. Intertextuality is an encompassing word that gobbles up a lot of other things. What’s the difference between something being intertextual and something being an allusion, or just, like, a reference? Intertextual works owe their entire existence to something else, an allusion can get by with a mention of something else, the work doesn’t depend on anything but itself. If you’re asking yourself what the significance of this, and I get that.

It seems meaningless, but what it’s really doing is building a language, one where certain verbiage is familiar but twisted to have new meaning, otherwise it is meaningless. Let’s go back to songs for a second and take a look at one of my favorite original/covers and their music videos, since music videos might be the one art-form I like more than comics.

Released in 1994 by Nine Inch Nails, Hurt is a somber account of Trent Reznor, then 29, looking at his life and analyzing what he’s becoming as he ages. What have I become?/My Sweetest Friend/Everyone I know/Goes away in the end when you’re 29 sounds like you’re becoming a dick and driving everyone away.

Released eight years after the original in 2002, Johnny Cash, then 72, released his cover of Hurt one year before his death. Besides changing the line from I wear this crown of shit to I wear this crown of thorns (itself an intertextual reference to Jesus leading up to his crucifixion), Cash recording this near the end of his life simply carries a different weight that Reznor was unable to apply to the song. What have I become?/My Sweetest Friend/Everyone I know/Goes away in the end hits different when you’re 72 and you’ve lived the life that Johnny Cash did. The fact that one of Country’s most beloved and enduring country stars transforms an Industrial Rock ballad into one of his biggest hits (let’s face it, it’s Johnny Cash’s song now) is necessary knowledge to know just how powerful a musician Cash is.

So, why does any of this matter, and why is it important to Jupiter’s Legacy? Because Superman can’t die, Batman will always be 25-34, Reed Richards is the smartest man in the universe but his earth will always looks more or less like ours, Spider-Man has been broke with bad luck for 60 years. These characters impervious to change, despite the fact that they’re decades old. The same stories are being told now that were 40 years ago, with finer details changed along with post-modern, post-structuralist, trans-humanist flairs to reflect the zeitgeist.

That’s where Jupiter’s Legacy shines. The Utopian as a character isn’t Superman, and Lady Liberty isn’t Wonder Woman…

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But, c’mon. That’s Superman and Wonder Woman. If that wasn’t clear visually, they certainly hammer that point home in the story.

I’m going to dive a little deeper into the story now so if you haven’t read the series yet, or if you’re holding out for the Netflix show, you should bounce now.

The flashbacks are a particularly sobering realization about what works in the Superman mythos and what doesn’t. As readers we understand the dude is perfect and little details (he takes his Lois Lane out to dinner in a different city every night, whenever they have sex he always makes sure she orgasms multiple times before he does, he made her engagement ring out of carbon with his bare hands, flew her to one of Jupiter’s moons for their anniversary and created a pocket atmosphere where she could breathe without a helmet, and a thousand other things) make him not just a Superman to the world, but a Superman to her. Despite the tremendous effort he puts into his relationship, it fails, because she can’t stand how perfect he is. She spends her days not being as incredible as he is and that pushes her to the breaking point where she wants out.

He eventually finds love with Lady Liberty, a fellow hero gifted powers by the same alien species that made Sheldon Sampson The Utopian, being a comment that someone like Superman who is so beyond humanity couldn’t possibly connect with them in any meaningful way. Only someone on equal footing as him really has the opportunity to be with him, and in the story, they’re able to conceive (further highlighting the incompatibility with his previous partner who was unable to bear his children) and they create part of the second generation of power endowed heroes…

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Who are so fucked up it’s hard to look at sometimes. Chloe, their daughter, lives the life of a despondent socialite, like some kind of super social influencer, who perpetually overdoses on drugs while not applying herself to anything meaningful. She’s near-invulnerable, with a powerful sonic scream. Brandon, their son, is an insecure, arrogant telekinetic who’s arguably more powerful than his father, but with none of the moral direction that made him The Utopian. Both live in the shadows of their parents, unable to measure up to what they’ve accomplished. Chloe doesn’t date superheroes because she says it’ll be like dating her father, so she’s often more attracted to supers with ties to the villains of the world. Brandon feels abandoned by his father, who was always off saving the world.

All the real super villains of the world have been defeated, but society still teeters on the edge of collapse. The Utopian’s brother, Walter, aka Brainwave, begins to interject himself into base-human politics in an attempt to fix an economic downturn that was occurring. The Utopian, doesn’t think it’s a good idea, despite Walter’s insistence that it’s necessary.

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This assertion by the Utopian, is Millar highlighting a weakness of Superman, one of his few. He’s idealistic at the expense of humanity, believing he should really only save them from things they can’t deal with directly. An alien invasion? Humanity’s not equipped for that. A global recession? Dude that’s not what we’re here for, you gotta bounce. Sure Superman saves cats from trees, but if the guy Is so smart and so powerful, why doesn’t he reverse the desertification of the Sahara? Why doesn’t he use his heat vision to desalinate ocean water to end drought conditions? Why is he only punching things?

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This is what really sets Brainwave off. The dude is a psychic who’s basically a stand-in for Charlies Xavier from the X-Men comic, or Martian Manhunter from the Justice League. He’s an extremely powerful telepath who can separate people’s minds from their bodies so completely that they can’t even feel what’s happening to them physically. On top of being able to manipulate people with his powers, he’s just a super manipulative dude in general. He used his powers to steal the wife of a teammate, and he used Brandon’s insecurity to turn him, and other children of heroes from the first generation, against The Utopian and Lady Liberty. In pretty gruesome fashion.

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Brandon kills his father at the suggestion by Brainwave because The Utopian’s ideals and philosophies are incongruent with the 21st century. Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer. All the villains were dead, so the heroes became their own enemies by inaction and complicity in a status quo that was deteriorating for the world at large. There came a time when the old gods died! Through the story heroes are redefined in a realistic way that reflects geo-political ends and the power to affect change beyond petty crime on city blocks or alien invasions in the countryside. This isn’t passive ideology and symbolism, this is the war of ideas being fought, with real winners and real losers.

That sounds like an interesting story, but an even more interesting statement when you realize that means even Superman will lose his relevance with the world around him. Reading the story gives you the most impeccable and precise sense how the story is happening and what in the story his happening. Intertextuality is key to understanding why it’s happening, and what the significance of the happening is. What I’ve shown you is really just the beginning the of the story, there are dozens of references, allusions, and intertextual callbacks that range from The UN G6 to the Gods of Olympus to Star Wars, and scores of others. Like I said this isn’t like reading one book, it’s reading twenty.

Jupiter’s Legacy does what DC and Marvel could never do; it lets the heroes affect change in a world and react to the permanence of their decisions. It tells the story of generations growing, resenting, destroying, and rebuilding in a way the big two never could.

pretty cool that batman is still an asshole even when he’s not batman, right?

pretty cool that batman is still an asshole even when he’s not batman, right?

If Marvel and DC are a growing mythology, then Jupiter’s Legacy is a completed myth. Things don’t reset to zero for the next story, because that’s not how it’s formatted. By comparison, ongoing stories are more akin to plays, where at the end of an issue they go back to their marks in time for the next creative team. You don’t need to read every issue of Superman to know the Utopian is supposed to be him, and thankfully the pervasive nature of superhero iconography has made it something most people speak casually. It’s part of the lexicon at this point.

Each text you recognize breathes an entirely new context into the story, and it’s key to understanding what Millar and Quietly are really trying to say with Jupiter’s Legacy, and makes it a completely different story. It’s impressive as all hell, the creative team really went above and beyond in taking these characters that were immediately familiar and saying something with them that’s definitive. I cannot recommend you check it out enough.

Even more impressive? I barely talked about Chloe at all, and she’s one of my favorite new comic book characters in years.

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this post was originally published on April 30, 2021

Representation Matters

In 2013 I stopped reading comics. I wish I could say it was because Marvel’s event Fear Itself was boring, or because DC’s The New 52 disregarded a lot of what I liked about the universe, but the truth is I was broke and couldn’t buy comics the way I wanted to. This was before digital solutions really existed and my favorite torrent site had been raided so that option was out too. A series of part time jobs in a new city meant I barely had enough money for rent and living, so comics hit the wayside.

And that sucks because a few years later comics got interesting again because they got different and I was back, hitting the shop every week. New heroes were taking up old identities, and the industry shifted to better reflect a changing demographic. Just as comics were getting more interesting, vocal comic fans on online forums got more annoying.

And then they just got outright shitty.

Single comic issue sales were down (despite collected editions, game sales, box office returns and everything else going up) and a certain group of people (read: racist, misogynist pricks) got vocal about the fact that “a woke social agenda” was ruining comics.

They thought a woman becoming a a hero that had traditionally been a man was a bad thing. They thought a gay superhero was a bad thing. They thought there was only enough room for the same thing that’s already happened 10,000 times. They couldn’t see something different. They couldn’t see why it was important.

They call someone pushing for representation a social justice warrior, like fighting for social justice is a bad thing. They’re assholes, they’re dangerous, and they’re holding this country back.

Representation matters and stories like Anthony’s are why. Click the tweet to check the whole thread.

Representation matters.

I know what it feels like to read a story and see someone who looks like me being a hero and doing the right thing. Everyone deserves to see themselves in media being courageous, bold, and heroic.

Don’t you dare try to take that from someone else.

this post was originally published on March 26, 2021

SEMIOTICS, ICONOCLASM, AND CAP'S SHIELD

When you watch Falcon & Winter Soldier you’re not just watching super-powered people punch each other, you’re watching ideologies clash. It’s not political as in democrats and republicans but it’s lower-case ‘p’ political in that two schools of thought are arguing with each other, they’re just doing what your parents always warned you not to do and letting it bear out with fists.

By their very nature, superheroes are political extensions. Batman is a political character because the state isn’t equipped to handle the threats he is. Superman is a political character because he’s a farm-raised immigrant constantly fighting a megalomaniacal billionaire. Everything is political whether you want it to be or not.

That’s part of the reason I find Falcon & Winter Soldier so compelling, because of the politics behind the show’s iconography. There are two things constantly referenced as matters of impressive weight; Cap’s Shield and the implications of a black man being the one to hold it. In the most recent episode we see Sam and Bucky have a real conversation about why Sam gave up the Shield in the first place, and what it meant to Bucky. Here’s a transcript from a part of their conversation because I am notoriously bad at embedding quotes into paragraphs.

Sam: The legacy of that shield is complicated, to say the least

Bucky: When Steve told me what he was planning I don’t think either of us really understood what it felt like for a black man to be handed the shield. How Could we? I owe you an apology. I’m sorry.

Sam: Thank you.

Bucky: Whatever happened with walker wasn’t your fault. I get it. It’s just that shield is the closest thing I’ve got left to a family. So when you retired it, it made me feel like I had nothing left. It made me question everything.

[some time passes]

Sam: this might be a surprise but… it doesn’t matter what Steve thought. You gotta stop looking to other people to tell you who you are.

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This is the heart of the show, what it’s really about. These characters don costumes and they become ideals on two legs who can make a difference. They’re not fighting for themselves, they’re fighting for what they believe in. It’s not about Sam winning the day, it’s about good winning the day.

That blurry line between who they are as people and who they are as an ideology is an extension of semiotics, the study of symbols and their meaning. Think about a stop sign. It’s a red octagon with white outlining and the word STOP in giant, white, impact font found at most intersections in the country. Now take away that white outline around the edge of the sign, and you still know what it means.

Now take away the word stop and… you still know what it means.

The symbol is so impossibly ingrained into your brain that you don’t need the flourish of the outline or even the literal message of STOP to tell you that a giant red octagon means you need to stop. Hell, take away the octagon, and you roughly still know what a giant red polygon represents.

The iconography of the movies haven’t reached lizard-brain memetic recall within public conscious, but it’s getting there. Thor’s Hammer, Wonder Woman’s Lasso, Harry Potter’s wand - all of this stuff means something to people, and at the top of the list for the MCU, even above the Infinity Gauntlet and the Arc Reactor in Iron Man’s chest, is Cap’s Shield. It has to be.

you don’t need to see their faces to know who they are.

you don’t need to see their faces to know who they are.

That Shield means something, but the promise of what that Shield was supposed to be never meant much to Black America. That point is hammered home in the second episode when we meet Isaiah Bradley, the man who should’ve been Captain America in Steve’s absence but instead was reduced to a lab experiment, one who only escaped because a nurse helped him fake his own death. He had to live out the rest of his life in secrecy, betrayed by his country, experimented on by his fellow soldiers. That Shield means nothing but heartache to him. Seeing the way Isaiah was treated, Sam felt justified in giving up the Shield, that a black man couldn’t carry the Shield, because a black man never had…

Until he saw that it’s necessary for him to carry the Shield, entirely because of what John Walker did with it. Dude was deemed worthy of being the new Captain America by Washington and within a week he was using it to collapse someone’s chest into a bloody pulp. That was the imagery of Captain America, his symbol, his ideals, used in a way he never would’ve wanted, drenched in the blood of someone who was, by extension, executed by the state. It was a complete misappropriation of the symbol, and one that Sam couldn’t stand for.

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The heart of the conflict in Falcon and Winter Soldier is how much the world changed in the 5 years since half the population was snapped away by Thanos. Borders were undone, there was mass-migration by the survivors who moved into new areas and began new lives. Once everyone was returned in Avengers Endgame, people wanted their old lives back, and the tension between those demanding the way things were and those who want the new lives they made for themselves gave way to two distinct groups:

1) The Global Repatriation Council, the group trying to humanely bring back the old world from before the snap and

2) The Flag-Smashers, the group of “anarchists” stealing supplies and food for the refugees that have since been displaced by the returned population

And here’s where semiotics comes back, because there’s a reason the villains on the show are called the Flag-Smashers, and not the Falcon-Smashers. They don’t care about the heroes of the world, they care about what the heroes represent. They’re fighting against the status quo the world is attempting to return to after an alien threat descended upon earth with an army, whooped the avengers’ ass, and used space diamonds to make a wish that killed half the universe. It’s hard to pretend that never happened after it does.

The Flag-Smashers are a perfect villain because they’re fighting iconography, memetics, and symbolism. Falcon and Winter Soldier are individuals with agency and goals but they also represent institutions that extend way beyond what’s on screen, and the Flag-Smashers are a metaphor trying to break down another metaphor, making them more dangerous than most villains that have appeared in the MCU to date. We

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The Smashers are here to redistribute power from the diachronic interpretation of symbols (the implied history/weight of a symbol over time) and that’s literally what defines a superhero. They’re the ultimate iconoclasts, rejecting what comes along with the the Shield (the signifier, the symbol that has meaning) and who they think that Shield is really protecting (the signified, who the symbol’s meaning is for).

Does Sam accept the Shield and the Symbolism it carries? Does that break Isaiah’s heart? Does that open a new door for progress in the MCU? For representation in our world? Do the Flag-Smashers succeed in destroying the GRC and what that organization symbolizes? I dunno, man.

I can’t wait for the final episode tomorrow.

this post was originally published on April 22, 2021

A MODERN MONSTER IN A POST-MODERN WASTELAND

One of the most influential pieces I’ve read in recent years was this article from Vox that talks about how Superhero movies are an endless attempt to re-write 9/11, a quiet confirmation that makes more sense the more you think about it. We’re a species that entered the new century expecting one thing and quickly became rudderless. Superheroes are agents of stability while also being symbols of progress. They’re an evolution of humanity whose sole desire is to keep things exactly the way they are. The 21st century made them a task force instead of a team. They were no longer comic books, they were living things that thought comic books were childish.

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It makes perfect sense that comic book movies became popular from a visual standpoint. They’re basically scripted storyboards, they’re big, colorful, expansive stories featuring compelling action and drama all stapled together. They make great action figures, cartoons, and to a four year old they practically market themselves, and it turns out every 30 year old was four once, and nothing cuts through a demographic quite like nostalgia. Of course comic book movies are popular and green-lit constantly.

As interesting as I find that comic book intellectual property became popular when it did, I’m more fascinated at how quickly they became popular. Especially when you consider how… shitty a bunch of the movies are. The first X-Men movie was strictly fine, Daredevil was strictly not. Elektra, Ghost Rider, and the two Fantastic Four movies were particularly soulless 90 minute long commercials for the post y2k edge and angst that Hot Topic and the music channel Fuse were so good at selling to people. Like every villain in each of these movies, the audiences wanted power, and they didn’t care how mediocre the story was to get it.

It’s hard to get more powerful than the Hulk. In 2003, Academy Award winning director Ang Lee made his Marvel debut with a conflicted film that did well enough considering it was one of the first real blockbusters of the 21st century. Eric Bana starred as Bruce Banner, the scientist who through heroism and tragedy would become the titular Hulk. The film itself was stifled from by its own history. The Incredible Hulk was a popular 70’s television show that did the best it could at the time it was airing to show tension between someone who wanted to do good despite the power inside him allowing him to do anything. This was carried in the film mostly as a visual reference in terms of the technology that made Bruce become the Hulk, but it was a long-cast shadow that helped the film as much as limited it.

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Lee’s visual flair is something that still stands out. Rather than translate the property from one medium to another, multiple camera angles of the same scene would be on screen simultaneously, the square framing and the shifting point of view perspective mimicked a comic book. Transitions between scenes would occasionally show a character leaping from one frame into another, not unlike the barely-animated 60’s cartoons that were essentially just rotoscoped comic panels. It was am ambitious look that hasn’t been attempted since and likely never will again, now that comic book movies are no longer a niche corner of blockbusters, and instead the engine that drives a majority of movie-going experiences. Here’s another clip from the movie just because you don’t see things like this anymore.

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All the visual-identity on display in the film failed to make up for a problem that all-too often plagues the Hulk, and it’s a big problem:

The Hulk is a f’n bummer, and he makes the audience feel bad.

In almost every depiction of the Hulk ever, the one thing we know for certain is that Bruce Banner does not want to Hulk out. That’s what losing looks like. All he wants to do is live in peace and not lose his cool. It’s like seeing someone who’s 6 months sober break down and have a drink, it’s the last thing he wants. But as an audience, we don’t want to see a ninety pound physicist do breathing exercises to avoid a panic attack that triggers a post-nuclear weapon of mass destruction even though it’s in his best interest. Much like the way the Hulk is portrayed, we’re monsters and we want that thousand pound nuclear calamity who can jump across whole states and swings an oil tanker like it’s a baseball bat. We want to see ourselves on screen.

Of course we do, that sounds awesome. Why hasn’t a movie done what they did in the Hulk Ultimate Destruction video game? Let Hulk rip a car in half and use each part as boxing gloves while he takes on a 10 story tall rogue-military mech.

this was the only fun Hulk we got for like… 15 years?

this was the only fun Hulk we got for like… 15 years?

The Hulk is a modern hero who spent most of the 2000’s wandering in a post-modern wasteland. He’s the Jekyll & Hyde dichotomy from classic 19th century literature made to make sense in a 20th century nuclear America where the future was arriving every single day. Adding to the tragedy was the fact that Bruce Banner was a hero because scientists could be heroes in the 60’s (something I’m sure we’ll see more in a post-Covid world going forward) and every time we saw the Hulk it was at the expense of Bruce and what we could provide the world.

He spent most of the 21st century trapped in the very roots he was designed to be a fresh twist on, and it wasn’t until Thor: Ragnarok and Avengers: Endgame that he finally clicked for audiences because those two films each added their own spin to the Hulk mythology better than most comics have over the years.

In Thor: Ragnarok, director Taika Waititi and writers Eric Pearson, Craig Kyle & Chris Yost made a story where Hulk was necessary. You were dealing with stories so primordial they became myth to a galaxy that wasn’t sure to believe them. Space gods and devils and demons and world-ending prophecies older than time. They didn’t need a scientist so badly that they renamed the Einstein-Rosen Bridge from MCU continuity to the Devil’s Anus. Fuck your science, Bruce. We don’t need you, we need the strongest one there is, and that’s Hulk’s bread and butter.

Dude literally fought a wolf the size of a Mack truck. Bruce Banner became something the Hulk hated almost as much as audiences did because he was unnecessary in the situation, despite how awesomely charming Mark Ruffalo is. Although it should be noted, this is one of the first times we got to see the Hulk through Mark Ruffalo’s interpretation of him, while keeping the Hulk in his new sweetspot, a Tumblr-esque sense of irony and deadpan humor.

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In Avengers: Endgame, someone had to use the gauntlet to bring back everyone lost in the blip. Humans can’t survive the energy, but the energy is mostly gamma, the same stuff that powers the Hulk. A Hulk that now exists with Banner’s base intelligence and has moved beyond the savagery we’re used to says something along the lines of “It’s almost like I was made for this”. That line turns the Hulk’s tragic backstory into his destiny, like his accident was our universe’s memetic immune response preparing for the future.

This has been hinted at in the comics, but sparingly. Mark Waid and Leinel Francis Yu’s Indestructible Hulk jumps to mind, as well as Al Ewing and Joe Bennett’s Immortal Hulk. This scene from Indestructible Hulk is an acknowledgement that Hulk’s gonna Hulk, so let’s make sure he Hulks in the right direction.

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Instead, they made it the MCU’s third act a way to sunset the Hulk that goes berserk and welcome in the world’s strongest person who wasn’t a liability. They fixed the Hulk. They presented a Hulk that the world needed, and got rid of the one that was such a bummer to look at, no matter how badly you wanted to see him.

He was a modernist hero that was simultaneously too early and too late for a post-modern world when he finally appeared on the silver screen, and one that didn’t quite fit as neatly into the turn of the century, but has since gone on to help define it two decades later. There was no way to examine the way the Hulk exists in a world that resembles our own without discussing the consequences of his existence. The Hulk is the world’s smartest bomb, and there’s no way him going off would be anything less than a State of Emergency or a PR nightmare. But that’s not fun, and these are supposed to be fun. Thankfully, the world of the MCU moved faster than our own and created a setting where the Hulk wasn’t just wanted, he was necessary. It took 16 years, but the MCU finally fixed the Hulk on the big screen.

this post was originally published on April 14, 2021

THE MCU IS RE-WRITING MARVEL HISTORY AND THAT'S OK

When I can’t sleep I try to read. Looking at comics on my small iPhone screen forces me to squint, and that’s like half the battle of sleeping anyway. Lately I’ve been reading the Captain America run by Ed Brubaker, Steve Epting, Mike Perkins, and Michael Lark (among others) for the first time since it came out way back in 2005. I love it just as much now as I did back then, even if the story starts out slower than I remember.

It’s an espionage thriller that’s a love letter to the classic Kirby, Lee, Steranko, and Gruenwald comics with modern twists that catapult Cap firmly into the 21st century. It was a story that nobody thought should be done. It existed in the back of comic book creatives minds, and it was hinted at, but never executed. Until Bru, Epting, and a few other artists did the unthinkable and brought Bucky back. It’s hard to imagine since it’s so beloved now, but this story was met with a lot of backlash from fans. According to diehard comic readers, there are a few people that can never come back.

Uncle Ben.

Thomas and Martha Wayne.

And Bucky.

When the rumors lit up the message boards and industry press, they were hated for it. When readers finally read the story, they remained skeptical. Years later, it’s considered by many as the best Captain America story of all time.

this poor bastard lives to die

this poor bastard lives to die

If you don’t read comics and you only watch the movies though, that’s pretty much the only Captain America story. It’s the through-line of his entire filmic presence. The First Avenger is about losing Bucky, The Winter Soldier is about getting Bucky back, and Civil War is about saving Bucky. Fans had to wait three years to find out Bucky was alive, comic fans had to wait 42. Time moves differently in comics, it has to, but there were hundreds of stories (thousands?) told without Bucky, where his disappearance and apparent death was what drove Cap. While hundreds of comic characters had seemingly died just to come back a few issues or years later, Bucky was always off the table. (Strangely enough, the closest thing we see to that in the movies is Cap’s regret about not spending a lifetime with Peggy Carter, but that’s another essay for another day.)

That’s where the mythology of it all becomes really interesting to me. I’d guess that four out of five people you ask can recite what happened in the movies, so, is that what’s real? If that’s what everyone thinks happened, does it matter that it’s not?

Hold on, things are about to get stupid. You should probably grab a drink.

In the comics…

It was the Russians who found Bucky and reprogrammed him to be an assassin known as the Winter Soldier. He committed acts of terror and murder meant to stymie western efforts during the Cold War, going into cryo-sleep when not on a mission. When the Soviet Union collapsed, he passed hands until he was reawakened by Aleksander Lukin, a billionaire energy entrepreneur who was the student of Soviet mastermind general Vasiliy Karpov. When Lukin sells the Red Skull a fractured Cosmic Cube, a powerful device that can grant the user anything it wishes, he uses the Winter Soldier to kill the Skull and take back the Cube. However after that, Lukin begins exacting Karpov’s revenge on Cap, a one-time war ally. Things get personal, and he uses the Winter Soldier and the Cube to mess with Cap’s life, making him see ghosts of his past and causing massive amounts of destruction and death in the process. While in possession of the Cube, the Winter Soldier is ambushed by Cap. The Cube is tossed from its container during the fight and Cap picks it up, and uses its power to make Bucky remember who he is. In shame of everything he’s done against his will, he disappears, so Cap and his allies set out to try and find him. Lukin drinks champagne and celebrates the Cube’s destruction since it caused so many problems when he tried to use it, and it’s revealed that before the Red Skull died, he used the diminished power to save his mind by wishing it into Lukin’s body all along.

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I’m not cutting onions, you’re cutting onions

That story rules. It’s also complicated. One thing the MCU doesn’t get enough credit for is simplifying the convoluted history that 22+ pages a month, every month, for 50 years inevitably finds itself in. Two and a half hours every three years is simply more manageable.

Beyond the neatness of the films, their box office numbers demonstrate their ubiquity among casual moviegoers. So many more people have seen Captain America: The Winter Soldier than ever have, or likely ever will, read Captain America Vol. 5, issues 1-9, 11-14, the source material for the film. Yeah, I wrote that as nerdy as possible to help illustrate my point, but it’s my blog and I get to do what I want to here since no one reads it.

If people don’t know that Aleksander Lukin was responsible for the Winter Soldier’s reintroduction to the modern world, that Jack Monroe, a former associate of Cap, was framed for the destruction that powered the Cosmic Cube, that the Cosmic Cube was then used to restore Bucky’s personality and memory… does it matter? I don’t think it does. I’ve been reading comics for 25 years and I genuinely don’t think it matters at all.

Marvel has “if a tree falls in a forest and no one’s around to hear it” their entire comic publishing catalogue.

The MCU has re-written comic book history and that’s ok. Comics are good at a lot of things, but keeping a story straight is infrequently one of them. Excited as I am for new issues of Batman or X-Men to roll out, there’s a different kind of eagerness for a new episode of Falcon and the Winter Soldier. No one asks me what I thought of the latest issue of Avengers. A majority of my friends ask me what I thought about whichever Disney+ show premiered that Friday.

they’ve got more chemistry than a high school report card

they’ve got more chemistry than a high school report card

The MCU exists not quite entirely on its own. It obviously borrows liberally from the comics they’re based on. What makes the shows and movies great isn’t just what they take from the source material, but more importantly what they leave behind. They trim the fat that give comics some of their most delicious bites and in doing so they’ve completely replaced the works they’re based on. Essentially, the movies are “what really happened”, an alternate timeline that has completely eclipsed the one that birthed it.

The MCU is not how these stories happened, but anyone you ask will tell you that they’re exactly how it happened. So, does it matter?

I don’t think it does. And that’s ok.

this post originally published on March 26, 2021

Mary-Jane Watson and Mythology

Comic books have become a type of American mythology. We don’t have stories of Prometheus coming off Olympus giving the gift of fire, but we do have these stories we invented to show what we’d do if we had the chance to be greater. Most myths explain why things are. Comics explain how things could be.

The finer details bend depending on who’s telling the story and when it’s being told, but the broad strokes always remain the same because that’s how myths work. Each storyteller adds their own flare but adheres to the same general outline that everyone knows. Not everybody knows the words to the number one Billboard track right now (What’s Next, by Drake in case you were wondering), but everyone knows the words to Old McDonald. Some things transcend and bury themselves in you.

Everyone knows that Superman crashed in the fields of Kansas as a baby. Everyone knows Bruce Wayne’s parents were gunned down in an alley. Everyone knows that the world hates and fears mutants. In the mid 2000’s we knew something else—we knew that Spider-Man loves Mary Jane.

yes, this book is as fun as it looks

yes, this book is as fun as it looks

Originally conceived as fun party girl, Mary Jane famously was best known as Peter Parker’s on again, off again paramour until they married in the early 90’s. She was an aspiring actress and free-spirited woman who embodied the go-with-the-flow attitude that was popular around her inception. She’s always one point in the multi-angled shape that occupies Peter’s love life, or rather, he was in hers. I don’t know why I’m telling you this, because you already know it.

That’s what made Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane such a fun series. We hadn’t really seen young MJ since the 60’s, when she was a go-go dancer at the Gloom Room. Spider-man Loves Mary Jane turns the clock back to MJ’s high school years but in a modern setting. Anyone who reads this blog knows my affinity for early y2k fashion and culture and this book is rife with it. It’s about 10th graders in 2004 and hey guess what I was a 10th grader in 2004, so yeah, this story means a lot to me.

The only annoying thing about the series is its format, but thankfully that’s been corrected in the collected editions. The book was meant to appeal to a younger female audience that was becoming an increasingly large part of the manga market. Mary Jane was a four issue miniseries that came under the Marvel Age banner, an all-age imprint that featured classic heroes and villains in classic situations, without the burden of continuity or complexity. By the time the book sales proved out, Marvel Age folded as an imprint, but a sequel series called Mary Jane: Homecoming was released from the same creative team. After that, it became a twenty issue ongoing series that lasted through 2007.

I don’t like hyperbole but when I tell you this is one of the most important panels in comics, I’m not lying.

I don’t like hyperbole but when I tell you this is one of the most important panels in comics, I’m not lying.

So, Mary Jane was the little series that could, and if you’re the kind of person who liked that show The OC, then it was very good. Told from outside the greater Marvel continuity, everything that happens is from Mary Jane’s perspective… and much like The OC (or Dawson’s Creek, Melrose Place, One Tree Hill, pick your poison), it’s a high school soap opera. Mary Jane is trying to be a normal teenager in a world that’s becoming less normal everyday. She’s trying to find out what she’s passionate about, be a good friend, student, and daughter all while navigating the minefield that is teenage love.

There are moments that’ll kick your heart right in the teeth. Through all the ups and downs of the two mini-series that precede the ongoing, Mary Jane can’t shake the feeling that she’s supposed to be with Spider-man, probably because at the time the Sami Raimi directed Spider-man movies told us that Spider-man and MJ were supposed to be together. There mythology goes again, mythologizing all over us.

Her hands are never cold. She’s got Kirsten Dunst’s eyes

Her hands are never cold. She’s got Kirsten Dunst’s eyes

Where the tension kicks in, is the triangle that erupts between MJ, Spider-man and Peter Parker. Keeping his secret identity actually a secret, Pete wanted MJ to like him, not his costumed alter-ego. When he finally shoots his shot he misses like Shaq at the free-throw line.

Firestar, a character first introduced in Spider-man and his Amazing Friends, an 80’s cartoon shows up as another romantic interest, which is just another case of the mythology folding in on itself. Every Spider-man story is true and none of them are all at the same time.

One of the more impressive accomplishments was the “Dark Mary Jane” storyline, a play on the Dark Phoenix story from X-Men decades earlier, one of the most iconic storylines of all time. MJ has her heart broken by an upperclassman she’s dating and becomes the wettest blanket in the history of damp bedding. She feels like she can’t sink any lower until she sees Pete in the aftermath of Uncle Ben’s death and she finally snaps out of it, coming back to her senses and realizes that if the death of Peter’s uncle isn’t the end of his life, then her broken heart isn’t the end of hers. By the time Mary Jane realizes the mistake she made turning down Peter for Spider-man, Gwen Stacy shows up in the book to be the newest wrinkle. Because the story of Mary Jane can’t be fully told without Gwen Stacy. Why?

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Because Gwen Stacy was the love of Peter’s life. They were supposed to spend the rest of their lives together, but the Green Goblin threw her off the Queen’s Bridge and Peter failed to save her. She died, and it haunts Peter… but if you ask a hundred people who Spider-man’s love interest is. They’d say, well, Spider-Man loves Mary-Jane.

Wait, did I say the Green Goblin threw Gwen off a bridge and Spidey failed to save her? Why does that sound familiar? Oh yeah.

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Anyways, back to the book. Not every story revolves around Peter though, she isn’t defined by her relationship to any one dude in her life. If anything, the story is about maintaining her relationship with her best friend, Liz Allen, a confident, aggressive young woman who’s Mary Jane’s rock. The men come and go, but the most important thing at the end of the day is her friendship with Liz as she tries to figure out who she really is as a person.

What’s most great about the story is how it takes so many disparate aspects of this character’s 40 year life-span across all mediums and blends them into what feels like an actual, real teenager. All the high-concept drama from the regular book (clones, kidnapping, miscarriage, marriage, divorce) was done away with but it never doesn’t feel like a Mary Jane book. This addition by subtraction is absolute proof that the Mary Jane concept isn’t just integral to the Spider-man mythos but that the character was so strong at her inception she transcends generation, setting, relationships, and even art styles. Mary Jane as a character has the capacity to exist at any time, with or without Spider-man. If you tell a story about him, it’s almost impossible to not have her in the back of your mind. You’re waiting for her like a punchline.

She’s the chorus to a song you can’t remember but somehow know all the words to. She was a four-color knockout who lived on paper and celluloid since the 60’s but she’s been tattooed on the back of our eyelids. She doesn’t fight Green Goblin, she doesn’t fly with Superman, but she has to feel like a real person to explain this surreal world we see. She’s an integral part of the mythology of comics, the stories we invent for ourselves when we’re trying to explain what we’d do if we had the chance to be greater.

And MJ is always going to be part of that story because that’s how mythology works, and Spider-man’s mythology simply can’t work without her.

this post was originally published on March 16, 2021

WandaVision and the Ultimate Goodbye

For the first time since The Last Dance debuted, I’ve consistently had something to do on the weekends. Every Friday, like a lot of nerds, I’ve been looking forward to the latest installment of WandaVision and what feels like a return to appointment television, a relic of the last century and early Y2K era before on-demand entertainment, binge drops from content providers, and Game of Thrones’s final season quality drop-off became the new normal.

And about 20 minutes into the finale of WandaVision, I noticed something else from the 21st century rearing its oddly-specific head around the corner: the Ultimate Universe, and its last throe of relevancy.

For those who don’t know or may have forgotten, the Ultimate Universe was a new publishing imprint by Marvel that began in the year 2000, just as the superhero movie boom started to take hold at the box office. The idea was basically this—What if the Marvel universe started today, instead of the early 60’s? What if there weren’t loud, garish costumes? What if the Hulk wanted to kill Freddie Prinze Jr.?

No, I swear this is a real comic, honest.

No, I swear this is a real comic, honest.

The Ultimate Universe (Earth-1610 for those keeping score at home) modernized Marvel’s most popular characters for the new millennium, and for the most part reflected the characters audiences were introduced to on the big screen.Jean Grey doesn’t wear a Green and Gold lycra catsuit with a giant phoenix emblazoned on it like an idiot. She dresses like the baddest ass who ever badassed their way out of a Staind music video, like a badass. This isn’t a cartoon. These were real heroes, for a real world. Nobody dresses like a Bavarian dessert dish in the real world.

Jean from the comics

Jean from the comics

Jean from 2006’s X-Men III: The Last Stand. Notice how she’s taller. They changed that for the movies.

Jean from 2006’s X-Men III: The Last Stand. Notice how she’s taller. They changed that for the movies.

These movies were successful and in turn the comics that inspired them were changed to better resemble them. When the changes seemed too drastic, the Ultimate Universe was born to more effectively look like the movies. Accepting these differences became the norm for seeing these characters get film adaptations. It was a compromise that audiences made with the films producers - we accept that a man shoots concussive laser blasts out of his eyes, but we do not accept that he would wear a skin-tight blue suit with a yellow bandolier & belt for him to keep… well, we never found out what Cyclops kept in his belt pouches. But we knew having them at all was bullshit. It was a bad idea and the creator should feel bad about it.

Daredevil’s costume went from red to maroon. Batman needed a reason to explain his cape’s ability for the gliding shape. Spider-man had to make his costume out of excess fabric from a pair of Nike Prestos. Costumes were being changed as a concession because comic-accurate gear doesn’t translate super well to a 60 by 30 foot screen. Hell, even the costume Steve wore in the beginning of the Captain America movie, when he was touring on the USO show, was his comic-accurate costume, and they put him in that to make him look stupid on purpose. Once the movies became what everyone knew, the comics had to be just like them.

Then I watched the finale to WandaVision. Slight spoilers ahead for people who don’t stay at home on Fridays.

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In the final episode (final two, really), it’s revealed that Wanda is the most powerful witch in history. There’s even a prophecy about her destroying the world and everything. For her entire appearance history in MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) movies, she’d only ever been known as Wanda, but rival witch Agatha Harkness named her The Scarlet Witch. While it’s a title in the MCU, it was her chosen name in the comics. The audience is left to assume her future story-arc will explore what the title means and how she’ll measure up to it, but it seems like there’s another reason they never called her that before. No, I’m not talking about Fox owning the rights to Mutants.

I’m talking about the Ultimate Universe.

There were basically two approaches that creators took to the Ultimate Universe. The first is more or less what Ultimate Fantastic Four and Ultimate Spider-Man did; retellings with modern influences. These two titles in particular were effectively cover songs with a few words changed but the same chords used to create basically the same feeling. They were a rare case of catching lightning in a bottle. Twice.

The other approach as seen in Ultimate X-Men and and particularly The Ultimates (their version of The Avengers), was to basically dial every nob up to 11. Cap was a World War II vet who came back so Patriotic he better resembled the nazis he almost died fighting than the Steve Rogers we currently know. Iron Man was a raging nihilist alcoholic who would have illicit affairs with celebrities on the ISS, like a Richard Branson you didn’t want to punch as hard (but still pretty hard). They weren’t superheroes, they were nuclear deterrents used by a Post-9/11 military industrial complex. They talked to their publicist as much as the Pentagon and you know what else? They didn’t have costumes.

They had tac-gear and low-rise leather pants.

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Even Wanda’s powers were slightly changed. In the traditional comics, she dealt with chaos magic, something that let her alter reality thanks to an ancient power that no one really understood. In the Ultimates, she basically deals with chaos theory, where she uses hex-fields to alter the probability of something happening or not happening. it may seem like semantics, but old Wanda summoned obtuse magic to get what she wanted. New Wanda hacked the Universe get what she wanted. Y’know, because the year 2002 and computers. And she did it like she won VIP tickets to a Nine Inch Nails concert from calling into a radio station thanks to unlimited evening calls on her Cingular Wireless mobile device plan. Again, because 2002.

That’s what made the finale of WandaVision so fascinating to me. By giving her the name Scarlet Witch, they made the MCU inherently more comic-book-y. They gave her a hokey name (that I love and am so glad to see return) and changed her from this maroon trench coat wearing powerhouse into a comic book character. Her new costume is obviously inspired by the Ultimate Universe, given the tight, dark leather, sleek angles, and ribbed texture that make it look more functional than fashionable (though still head-turning). But this little nod was merely a last gasp of the Ultimate Universe, a bed of inspiration that no doubt helped create the MCU in a time when people wanted heroes but didn’t believe in them. The heavy genre-lean her character arc took in the series is a return to a more campy version of what used to be a supremely modernized take. She’s not Wanda anymore, she’s the Scarlet fucking Witch.

Like I mentioned when talking about the two approaches to the Ultimate Universe, it wasn’t just a look, it was a feeling. And as we get further away from the Post 9/11 world that drove the Ultimate Universe and its dramatic demand for heroes to do something, we’re getting closer to the original Marvel Comic universe. It’s one where heroes are more loosely defined and more allowed to have fun. WandaVision wasn’t about anything except grief and overcoming it. That’s a simpler story I don’t think we could allow heroes to explore even 10 years ago, because the audience so desperately needed them to save us. It would’ve been selfish of our heroes to save themselves.

The comics no longer have to be like the movies, but the movies are now becoming more like the comics.

As the movies and shows continue to release they add their own particular wrinkles to the greater Marvel mythos. The more things change, the more they become what they so staunchly tried to not be 20 years ago. Thankfully though, 2003 called and doesn’t want its costumes back just yet. As the Ultimate Universe stops being a narrative inspiration for the movies it so clearly inspired, it’s only fair that it becomes an aesthetic inspiration. Because the Ultimate Universe is not just a feeling.

It’s a look, too.

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this post originally published on March 8, 2021